Cooking

I am an absolute prodigy at cooking. People call me cooking sensei, because I cook like a sensei. Today, I created an all new recipe, that I'm willing to share with you lot.

The finished product - Chili Tuna Noodles, adorned with Peas, Bacon, and Spaghetti Sauce, abbreviated to CTNPBSS

Ingredients:

 - Instant Noodles

 - Chili Tuna

 - Peas (frozen)
 - Bacon (smoked)

 - Spaghetti Sauce (refrigerated)

Method:

 - Boil some water. Place the bacon, peas and noodles into the pot. Wait a while, whilst still making sure the water doesn't boil out of the pot. To distract yourself, try thinking about something to do with math, or physics for a while.

 - Drain the water from the concoction. Place the resulting conglomerate into a bowl. Add Chili Tuna, and stir. Add spaghetti sauce, and stir well. 

And that's it! You are done! Give yourself a pat on the back, and try to eat your product. 

-A cooking sensei approved recipe-